Thursday, March 27, 2008
Bangladesh Part II
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Surviving Bangladesh Driving
Monday, March 10, 2008
Bangladesh part I
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Clueless in Bangladesh
If searching for adventure is what I want, I signed up for the right thing. I am sitting here wondering what the next two weeks has in store.
Think of the Peace Corps for teachers.
Remind me that I did sign up for an adventure….
So I am in Bangladesh, and I really mean in Bangladesh. I thought Dhaka was a new experience, but Rajandupur is up there.
Last night, or shall I say early this morning I arrived in Dhaka. I was quite possibly in the slowest customs line in the history of Bangladesh. While I was standing there seeing everyone but myself moving I was convinced the whole of Dhaka was pilfering my bags. Terrible I know, but the thought crossed my mind in a foreign country, with no clue what I was headed into and no idea what customs was truly like. I managed to get through the line and alas, in what I was to discover was true Bangali form, the bags were simply taking laps on the belt. I was comforted to know I was at least going to be clothed while being clueless in Bangladesh.
I loaded the cart and aimlessly wandered. I suddenly found myself on the flip side of declarations. Apparently, much like other third world locations, if you are breathing and carrying a bag, you have nothing to declare. I then looked hopefully for one of those annoying signs you see at the airport and always think under your breath, “what kind of dumb ass needs an escort to greet them at the airport?” Alas, in vain. I looked, but only Mr. Lee, Mr. Shu and Mr. Yutao were being escorted from the airport. In addition to being left alone at 2 am in Bangladesh, I forgot to change money on the customs side of the airport check. Suddenly I realized I was alone in Bangladesh with no money. Real smart super traveler. I asked where the money changer was and smiles abounded. I tried to re-enter the customs entry and Johnny Customs guy with a gun looked at me in a serious way. I suddenly realized how calm I was. Seriously. I had to look around and pat myself on the back. Had Amy been with me I would have been worried, had I a bit of common sense and I would have been worried. Claim it as jet lag, the spirit of adventure, or resignation, but I was cool with the idea of having no money, no escort and no clue. An achieved revelation.
Just then I saw the IREX sign through the next pain of glass. Apparently Mr. Lee and Mr. Shu had higher clearance escorts than I did. I dutifully pushed my cart through the door and met the man who would become my Bangladeshi mother.
“Hello, Anwar.”
“Hello Mr. Josh”
So began the courtship.
By the time I finished shaking his hand, he had my cart, both bags over his shoulders and was asking me about what I thought of Bangladesh. Meanwhile the email from IREX was scanning across my vision clarifying for the fiftieth time, “make sure you change your money immediately because the host teacher will insist on paying for everything”
“Anwar, is there a place to change money?”
“Yes, yes, tomorrow you change money… No problem.”
I was already feeling the Jedi / Bangladeshi mind tricks. “yes, yes, I will pay for everything and tell you we will take care of it later.” I was not going to fall into the trap of being hospitalitied into being a total mooch.
Meanwhile, and unknown to me, there was another soul about to be sucked into the Bangladeshi netherworld.
“Have you seen Richard?” Anwar asked.
Considering I was the last person in the customs line I thought it was clear. I did scope out a few “westerners” in line, but they all seemed to have the “I know where I am” attitude. But then I remembered a guy in line who had a similarly clueless but what to look like I know where I am look. I peered through the glass at customs and indeed, it was clear who Richard was.
He had taken up my location and mindset of five minutes ago: He was in the same place I was when I realized I had no money, no clue and no ideas.
I told my new mother I would go get him.
Going to the door, I gave a good shout “RI-Chard!” His response was the same mine was. A smile and realization he was not alone at 2 AM in the Bangladeshi airport.
So there we were, headed to destination unknown, in the back of a van with Richard from the school district I graduated from and Anwar, my soon to be worry wart.
We arrived at the somewhat creepy hotel / residence run by the largest NGO in Bangladesh, BRAC. Imagine an office building with a dozen hotel rooms tucked in between the cubicles.
After checking in, thinking of the duty free scotch I smuggled in, a good stint of CNN and 10 hours of sleep Anwar announced he would be staying with me. Ok, I’m cool with that, the guy picked me up at 2 in the morning for cripes sake. I was truly not tired, since I managed way too much sleep on board the plane, so I was worried my escort was going to be held up by me. After assuring me I could keep the light on to read and fifteen minutes passed he bolted up and said, “I do not think you will be ok. There is no commode!” I read that Bangladeshis call Western toilets commodes. What an odd word. Anwar was convinced he was making a grave mistake taking me with him. I assured him I had indeed used an “Indian” style toilet before. It was going to be ok. “Oh, no. There are not furnishings like this [moderately priced] hotel room.” I could tell he was nervous. I assured him everything would be just fine. Five minutes later he was snoring. It was nearly three am and he had classes to teach at 8.
By 7:30 he was rousted and convincing me I could not find the breakfast room, therefore he must stay. I assured him I was going to make it to breakfast and off he went to class. He told me he would arrive at 1, he knocked at my door at nearly three.
I made it to breakfast ok, even without Anwar’s help and I was introduced to the Bangla way of holding a conversation for much longer than it needed to be. The day had just began and the adventure had already begun.


